33

Well, a certain someone is 33 today. That's kind of hard to believe, especially given the fact that I'm still a youthful twenty-something. But it's true!

So here are 33 things that make this stand-up guy stand out from the rest:

33. Peppers everything.
32. Still loves sweatpants.
31. Looks good in a beard.
30. Also looks good beardless.
29. Advances the field of sleep technology.
28. Thinks Sunny D is juice.
27. Considers muffins healthy.
26. Writes wonderful little ditties about the kiddies.
25. Preaches like an angel.
24. Nebraskan through and through.
23. Likes NC.
22. Great hair. So luxurious it busted a set of clippers.
21. Takes a magazine w/ him wherever he goes.
20. Works well with wood.
19. Also works well with people.
18. Has two adorable children who closely resemble him.
17. Likes music and listens to it regularly.
16. Cooks better than his wife.
15. Washes the cars till they shine.
14. Loves to learn.
13. Misses airplanes.
12. Small-town life suits him.
11. Looks great in black.
10. Thinks Apple is superior.
9. Excellent labor coach.
8. Has rescued a squirrel from grave danger.
7. And a bird, too.
6. Makes malts.
5. Is as cute as the day he was born.
4. Often forgoes shoes and socks.
3. Power napper.
2. Beloved father, son (and son-in-law), brother (and brother-in-law), grandson, nephew, cousin, uncle, pastor, neighbor, friend...
1. And a most beloved husband.

Happy birthday! I love you!